You know what’s about to happen. Do you really want to punch your way out of this?
Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
god i just imagine steve texting sam throughout the entirety of aou, trying to convince him to join the avengers
- “i don’t know if you’ve heard but we actually all get great dental/health plans through SI”
- “ultron can fly…………. you can fly………… interesting”
- “didn’t jump off any tall things all day since ur not here to catch me :////”
- “sam if u join the avengers
i can stare at you lovinglywe can see each other everyday” - “thor says all avengers are welcome to use the bifrost to travel, didn’t you say you liked space that one time? huh. weird coincidence.”
- “how do you feel about spandex?”
- “wHOA!!!1!! just saw some WILD birds! lots of them!! just a lot of birds. so many. i’d send pics but my phone’s broken anyway haha too bad you’re not here, it’s weird how many birds the avengers run into like just unbelievable haha sam pls i miss u”
but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers?
now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute
that is all
and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”
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